Tag: Aunt Gertie
Aunt Gertie was feelin mighty Cosmic
Dave’s Haight Ashbury, Veggie Sub with Provolone Cheese, Herbs, Romaine Lettuce, Roasted Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Sliced Banana Peppers, Marinated Tomatoes, Onions and a...
Aunt Gertie loves antiques
Aunt Gertie is old as dirt! Oh my god, that makes me a walking dinosaur! Sheesh! No wonder I love antiques! Hell, I even...
Aunt Gertie and the Stylin’ Diva
Aunt Gertie sat down with Stylist Extraordinaire, Cynthia Chidester and found out she’s been transforming heads of hair into masterpieces for thirty-eight years! When...
Aunt Gertie and Billy the Music Man
Aunt Gertie was blown away when Billy Gowen told me Roger Waters, of “Pink Floyd,” was 74 years old, Sept. 6, the day we...
Aunt Gertie and the Olive Queen
Aunt Gertie went to visit Tammy Hauswirth, the Olive Queen. She knows her way around an olive like Leonardo da Vinci knew his way...
Aunt Gertie loves Country Café
Aunt Gertie stopped by to see Tony Wei and he told me he acquired a love for cooking from his mother. At first it...
Aunt Gertie says RUN BABY RUN
Aunt Gertie is in love with Baby McDonald, the long-haired miniature Dachshund! When I laid eyes on her I started screaming, “Doxie Alert! Doxie...
Aunt Gertie and the Ukulele Busker
Aunt Gertie loves to dance the jig. Well, you would, too, if you heard Robby Ravenwood pluck away on his dadgum ukulele! I got...
Aunt Gertie was Touched By An Angel
Aunt Gertie’s broom wouldn’t start. So I gave the damn thing a tune-up, transmission overhaul and a new coat of shiny purple paint. Hopped...
Aunt Gertie and the Purple Bus
Aunt Gertie flashed a little leg next to the magical Purple VW Bus! My favorite! There I was being a damn ol’ hussy and...
