Tag: humor
Aunt Gertie loves Country Café
Aunt Gertie stopped by to see Tony Wei and he told me he acquired a love for cooking from his mother. At first it...
Aunt Gertie says RUN BABY RUN
Aunt Gertie is in love with Baby McDonald, the long-haired miniature Dachshund! When I laid eyes on her I started screaming, “Doxie Alert! Doxie...
Aunt Gertie and the Ukulele Busker
Aunt Gertie loves to dance the jig. Well, you would, too, if you heard Robby Ravenwood pluck away on his dadgum ukulele! I got...
Aunt Gertie was Touched By An Angel
Aunt Gertie’s broom wouldn’t start. So I gave the damn thing a tune-up, transmission overhaul and a new coat of shiny purple paint. Hopped...
Aunt Gertie saw Ray clean up real good
Aunt Gertie was on Main Street when Shani Rae Erickson grabbed me and twisted my arm till I agreed to put Ray Longoria in...
Aunt Gertie loves bicycles
Aunt Gertie’s lookin’ for a handsome ol’ coot to throw me on the back of a bicycle built for two so we can cruise...
Aunt Gertie loves Glory Days
Aunt Gertie says, “I love dreamin’ about my glory days so Jack Deaton picked me up in his nifty little electric cart and we...
